Cherry Perry

Today’s Best Videos (Jan. 29, 2013)

Kid Shows Off His Dance Moves at a Basketball Game

Dog Falls Asleep While Sitting

Rejected Racing Horse Names

Jedi Kitten Uses the Force

‘Call Me Maybe’ Performed with Bottles

Beagle Does the Cha-Cha Dance

People vs. Fitness

lucykrap:

girlwiththekey:

valerieparker:

alfredtheherothatswho:

I THREW A KID IN THE WELL

DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL

I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL

BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY

I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH

DAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS

I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS

BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY

YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’

RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’

DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’

WHERE YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING, BABY?

HEY I JUST KILLED YOU,

I’M FUCKING CRAZY

BUT THEYLL NEVER FIND YOU

SO ROT THERE MAYBE

When you’re going to the bathroom and the automatic toilet flushes before you’re finished. Excuse me toilet, I will decide when I’m finished going.

sodamnrelatable:

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